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[rhapsodeity]

JADE WOLF

my favorite inspirational quote of all time is "where doing this man where MAKING THIS HAPEN" :p

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[catsudon]

uh
what
no like dave and nastenka got something too
what the hell how many of these things got sent out?!

[rhapsodeity]

:o
yuri are you sure you dont have a fanclub thats jealous of people you know?
also i love this plush and i am keeping it forever even if it is a death threat

[catsudon]

dave will everyone's ass if it's a death threat
i'll join in
but im hoping not that sounds creepy? who wants to deal with that
fans should not be jealous of people you know
that's horror movie stuff

[rhapsodeity]

weeeeell i dont know why else "yuris angels" would send me a plush macaron kitty cat unless it was some kind of warning maybe
but maybe it isnt!
its very mysterious :o
i wonder if we can figure this out
pretty exciting!!!!!

[catsudon]

dave and anya got cat macaron plushies too
you have a themed set apparently
but idk id like to learn wth this is about
esp since the "yuris angels" part is ridiculous

[rhapsodeity]

what!
did anyone else get plushes and were they the same kind?
maybe you have a bunch of guardian angels and we were just nominated to the next ones? :p

[catsudon]

maybe but
wait i just got another text

okay make that definitely but luke's doesnt look anything like dave and nastenka's

[rhapsodeity]

oh that is weird!
are you going to be ok yuri?

[ this sounds like stalking shes seriously worried now?? ]

[catsudon]

none of them have come to me still but wtf
yeah im fine just confused

[rhapsodeity]

are you going to be ok in general??
when you say them do you mean the plushes
you can come look at mine if you want?

[catsudon]

i'm breathing so yes
and yes the plushes
i dont need to see yours thats fine

[rhapsodeity]

oh hush you know what i mean!
breathing does not actually mean!!!!
i mean emotionally and mentally yuri

[catsudon]

not happening, jade

( he barely talks about this stuff with dave or anya and he's been friends with them for like THREE MONTHS??? )

[rhapsodeity]

[ that's fair but you've known jade for a month and jade's a dog, yuri. in dog years that's like 100000 years. in jade years that's 100000 years. ]

oh whatever mr cool as a cucumber
my dad is a detective, i do not know if dave ever mentioned that to you and he is damn good at his job
he really tries hard to keep the city as safe as possible
he works homicide but if you want to get into contact with him about these packages then i can give you his number
if not, i have a baseball bat and police grade pepper spray! :)

[catsudon]

jade what did you learn about your fruit

( JADE SLOW YOUR ROLL good doggie good puppers just. calm. be calm )

[rhapsodeity]

im going to harvest the seeds out of them and plant them which will take a while to bloom but science requires patience!!!
my dad told me to handle it on my own but i am sure that he would be happy to help you with this, especially if you tell him you are a friend of mine and daves

[catsudon]

so you didn't ask him to look into where it all came from or how it got to you from retrospec
is he also on retrospec or does he not think its a thing

[rhapsodeity]

he told me himself to handle it on my own
though to be honest......
i think he was just mad then :/
he is on retrospec, his name is bigby wolf and he saw my post about it

[ bigby wolf
big b. wolf
big bad wolf
Subtle ]

[catsudon]

is bigby a family name?
that's
i
i dont know maybe thats dad normal or w/e

[rhapsodeity]

nope!!!!!!!!!!
its just his name
i havent really met his side of the family before admittedly!
or my moms in truth buuuuuuut
if you want to make big bad wolf jokes, i would suggest getting them out of your system!
he is a little grumpy about them.....
even though i am pretty sure hungry like the wolf is his favorite song :p

[catsudon]

what, like big bad wolf for the three pigs
or the one with the red girl?
extended family is overrated anyway
except grandparents they're good

[rhapsodeity]

i dont think he was named after one in particular, it is in fact an actual name lol
it has roots in old norse
hmmmm you think so?
ive never really met either of my grandparents

[catsudon]

no i mean jokes based on which one
idk all the fairytales as well but i don't think that a police officer would be
the big bad wolf anyway
seems opposite?
i think so yeah
but idk i was raised by my grandpa

[rhapsodeity]

all of them?????
he hates them all and would probably bite your head off in a metaphorical manner if you made one of those jokes to him or even in earshot
yeah i agree!!!!!!!
hes pretty cool though and i see why people would think hes kind of intimidating like a big bad wolf :D
oh really?
whats your grandfather like

[catsudon]

consider me warned
if i make a joke anyway thats my funeral i accept it
isnt he a big good wolf though
my grandpa is great
he taught me to cook and he came to all my recitals
he took me in when we moved to the states and ive lived with him since
before coming here
he taught me to drive and all that stuff
he's pretty cool