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[rhapsodeity]

JADE WOLF

my favorite inspirational quote of all time is "where doing this man where MAKING THIS HAPEN" :p

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[parodeity]

its february do you think we should like
make a paper mache heart to explode for our next ep
or like
a flower pinata
or something theme-y
im going to do these sweet ass heartsplosion screen effects theyll look amazing
also maybe like a jaws esque theme song?

[rhapsodeity]

i think a pinata would be fun!
we could make our own shape, what about a heart?
also what if we filled it with confetti?
hahaha a jaws theme sounds amazing!!!
and........will they be like those cheesy photobooth heartsplosions???

[parodeity]

jade
come on you know the only heartsplosions worth heartsploding are the cheesy photobooth ones
of course thats what im going for
and the heart with confetti works

real q:
real human heart shaped or silly vday shaped

[rhapsodeity]

oh, you are right
it was very silly of me to even think you would not use the right kind!

um
do you think blowing up an anatomical heart shaped pinata would get the video flagged???

[parodeity]

...
i mean
it occurs to me belatedly it might
we could pour over guidelines to find out??
but if it was really cartoony would it

[rhapsodeity]

i think if it was a stereotypical valentine's day heart it would be fine
i think it should be as ungross as possible???
both because the video should not be flagged and because i dont like gross things

[parodeity]

oh well if you dont like it we can do the stereotypical one
but
consider
instead of confetti
chocolate and sprinkles?

[rhapsodeity]

hahahaha that is so silly!!!!
how are we going to eat them if they are all over floor????

[parodeity]

well it seemed valentines-y
i wonder if theres some chocolate related science experiment we could do?

[rhapsodeity]

a chocolate explosion seems like the obvious answer!
it would probably be really simple to set something up
or maybe you just want chocolate??? lol

[parodeity]

when does any sane person not want chocolate???
as you know i am a very sane person
so
the answer is obviously never????

[rhapsodeity]

so you dont want chocolate

[parodeity]

what no
im saying i always want chocolate
like a sane person

[rhapsodeity]

oh ok!
i was confused
you should talk a little more clearly if you want something, or else someone will not know
i dont have any so we should probably pick some up tomorrow
what time do you get off practice???

[parodeity]

speaking of that what are your founders days plans
do you want to meet up with me there
also i get off at 7

[rhapsodeity]

mom and i were going to shop a little bit
the deals are too good to pass up!!!!
but other than that we can totally hang out :D
i will pick you up at 7 tomorrow then
we can go to the store and pick out chocolate
i need to get more milk too i think

[parodeity]

[ cool she said yes to -

ok to hanging out.

jade literally just said be more clear and yet he somehow managed to fuck it up in .5 seconds. fuck. ]

sure what time do you want to meet up after youre done w/ your mom?
what are you wearing btw
to founders day
i think we should vet your outfit now
and maybe plan to let me do your hair
also cool see you @ 7 tomorrow

[rhapsodeity]

[ dont worry dave. some day youll stop fucking it up, maybe ]

oh jeez, i am not sure
right now, we dont have any kind of plan, and so i think well be playing it by ear
i really cant say :\
i can ask her but if youre coming over to do my hair anyway i dont think it will matter???
why do i need to plan out an outfit now
am i supposed to be dressing up for this founders day?? :o

[parodeity]

shit yes you are
its founders day jade
we gotta look like we went ALL OUT
its a holiday
you always dress up for holidays
like ok do you want to wear jeans or a skirt or a dress or what
i can help you pick nice stuff from your wardrobe based off what kinda thing you want
i know these nice things exist
i have seen them
but yeah just like
text me when youre free on the day of and ill drop whatever and come hang

[rhapsodeity]

nice things??
like the bedazzled puppy shirt?

[ jade definitely has nicer clothes than that but. its jade. her favorite clothing items are bright and glittery ]

i guess i could wear that???
honestly, i do not plan my outfits out
do you?
that sounds exhausting!

[parodeity]

[ note to self: jade literally never pays attention 2 the effort you put into your outfits for outings with her. HE ALREADY KNEW THIS, BUT EVEN SO!!! ]

ok that shirt is cute but i meant more like something liiiiiiike
seriously jeans or skirt or dress give me a category to pick form here jade

[rhapsodeity]

ummm
well a skirt i suppose
or a dress!
something cute :)

[parodeity]

ok cool
well you have sparkly tights right
so you can wear those under like one of your black skirts and depending which color tights
we can choose one of your shirts to kind of work with it
and then braid your hair back
and for shoes id do sneakers or comfortable flats because founders day is hell on feet
?

[ why is he trying to dress her up. why does he try to dress dirk up.

shit he needs to make sure dirk is dressed up for founder's day ]

[rhapsodeity]

of course i have sparkly tights
they are a necessary part of any wardrobe!
i have pink and silver sparkle tights :D
well, i have my converse sneakers for shoes
or is there something wrong with that???

[ this is why bigby doesnt like dave. ]

[parodeity]

silver sparkle tights
and that cute shirt with the planets all sparkly
you can be space themed
and no converse sneakers are always acceptable footwear
i imagine you will get married in them?