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[rhapsodeity]

JADE WOLF

my favorite inspirational quote of all time is "where doing this man where MAKING THIS HAPEN" :p

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[parodeity]

when does any sane person not want chocolate???
as you know i am a very sane person
so
the answer is obviously never????

[rhapsodeity]

so you dont want chocolate

[parodeity]

what no
im saying i always want chocolate
like a sane person

[rhapsodeity]

oh ok!
i was confused
you should talk a little more clearly if you want something, or else someone will not know
i dont have any so we should probably pick some up tomorrow
what time do you get off practice???

[parodeity]

speaking of that what are your founders days plans
do you want to meet up with me there
also i get off at 7

[rhapsodeity]

mom and i were going to shop a little bit
the deals are too good to pass up!!!!
but other than that we can totally hang out :D
i will pick you up at 7 tomorrow then
we can go to the store and pick out chocolate
i need to get more milk too i think

[parodeity]

[ cool she said yes to -

ok to hanging out.

jade literally just said be more clear and yet he somehow managed to fuck it up in .5 seconds. fuck. ]

sure what time do you want to meet up after youre done w/ your mom?
what are you wearing btw
to founders day
i think we should vet your outfit now
and maybe plan to let me do your hair
also cool see you @ 7 tomorrow

[rhapsodeity]

[ dont worry dave. some day youll stop fucking it up, maybe ]

oh jeez, i am not sure
right now, we dont have any kind of plan, and so i think well be playing it by ear
i really cant say :\
i can ask her but if youre coming over to do my hair anyway i dont think it will matter???
why do i need to plan out an outfit now
am i supposed to be dressing up for this founders day?? :o

[parodeity]

shit yes you are
its founders day jade
we gotta look like we went ALL OUT
its a holiday
you always dress up for holidays
like ok do you want to wear jeans or a skirt or a dress or what
i can help you pick nice stuff from your wardrobe based off what kinda thing you want
i know these nice things exist
i have seen them
but yeah just like
text me when youre free on the day of and ill drop whatever and come hang

[rhapsodeity]

nice things??
like the bedazzled puppy shirt?

[ jade definitely has nicer clothes than that but. its jade. her favorite clothing items are bright and glittery ]

i guess i could wear that???
honestly, i do not plan my outfits out
do you?
that sounds exhausting!

[parodeity]

[ note to self: jade literally never pays attention 2 the effort you put into your outfits for outings with her. HE ALREADY KNEW THIS, BUT EVEN SO!!! ]

ok that shirt is cute but i meant more like something liiiiiiike
seriously jeans or skirt or dress give me a category to pick form here jade

[rhapsodeity]

ummm
well a skirt i suppose
or a dress!
something cute :)

[parodeity]

ok cool
well you have sparkly tights right
so you can wear those under like one of your black skirts and depending which color tights
we can choose one of your shirts to kind of work with it
and then braid your hair back
and for shoes id do sneakers or comfortable flats because founders day is hell on feet
?

[ why is he trying to dress her up. why does he try to dress dirk up.

shit he needs to make sure dirk is dressed up for founder's day ]

[rhapsodeity]

of course i have sparkly tights
they are a necessary part of any wardrobe!
i have pink and silver sparkle tights :D
well, i have my converse sneakers for shoes
or is there something wrong with that???

[ this is why bigby doesnt like dave. ]

[parodeity]

silver sparkle tights
and that cute shirt with the planets all sparkly
you can be space themed
and no converse sneakers are always acceptable footwear
i imagine you will get married in them?

[rhapsodeity]

well duh!
how the heck else am i going to dance??
just because i would be wearing a wedding dress does not mean i do not intend to bust a move!!!!!

[parodeity]

i mean it is possible to dress in non converse but you should wear w/e you want to your wedding
im going the tux and dress shoes route myself though

[rhapsodeity]

thats true, because its your special day
assuming you dont get divorced and remarry
hmmm
yeah, that does sound like you
i bet rose would wear a black wedding dress!

[parodeity]

i mean i hope that when i marry someone
itll be with the intent of hell or high water but
yeah rose totally would wear a black wedding dress
i can definitely see her in it
or like
a tux or whatever

[rhapsodeity]

yes, i can see that you would make it a life long commitment
ohhh, a tux!!!!!
that would be so cute!
she would look really great in a suit
are you going to try and give her wedding day fashion advice too

[parodeity]

i think you would too
also no i value my life rose will make her own fashion decisions

[rhapsodeity]

you are right about that
my parents waited to get married because its a commitment, and i agree with that
legally and emotionally, its a big thing :o
spiritually, too

hehehe
i know that you usually say the opposite of what you mean but we both know rose is even more harmless than the doberman across the street
she would maybe wear the opposite of the thing you advised her to wear though :p

[parodeity]

ok yeah i know she would absolutely never hurt me in any way shape or form
not willingly
but even so
its fun to play up her terrifying ways b/c she likes to terrify other people?
im helping
and yeah shes a contrary fucker
it runs in the fam

[rhapsodeity]

i know it runs in your family
i am at your house on a daily basis, dave
rose isnt really scary to me but maybe it is because i have known her for so long!!!
it is kind of just a thing about her, the way she is
it is her charm
the same goes for your sense of humor!
its one of the things that make you who you are, so i appreciate it more :)

[parodeity]

i mean yeah
when youve known her your entire life
its hard to be properly scared of her
im pretty sure she knows im not really scared of her
even if i respect her a healthy amount
but hey are you saying my sense of humor is an acquired taste or a thing you need time to get
i mean that might be accurate but

jade wolf i think you might possible have hit sapsville