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[rhapsodeity]

JADE WOLF

my favorite inspirational quote of all time is "where doing this man where MAKING THIS HAPEN" :p

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[rhapsodeity]

yes, i can see that you would make it a life long commitment
ohhh, a tux!!!!!
that would be so cute!
she would look really great in a suit
are you going to try and give her wedding day fashion advice too

[parodeity]

i think you would too
also no i value my life rose will make her own fashion decisions

[rhapsodeity]

you are right about that
my parents waited to get married because its a commitment, and i agree with that
legally and emotionally, its a big thing :o
spiritually, too

hehehe
i know that you usually say the opposite of what you mean but we both know rose is even more harmless than the doberman across the street
she would maybe wear the opposite of the thing you advised her to wear though :p

[parodeity]

ok yeah i know she would absolutely never hurt me in any way shape or form
not willingly
but even so
its fun to play up her terrifying ways b/c she likes to terrify other people?
im helping
and yeah shes a contrary fucker
it runs in the fam

[rhapsodeity]

i know it runs in your family
i am at your house on a daily basis, dave
rose isnt really scary to me but maybe it is because i have known her for so long!!!
it is kind of just a thing about her, the way she is
it is her charm
the same goes for your sense of humor!
its one of the things that make you who you are, so i appreciate it more :)

[parodeity]

i mean yeah
when youve known her your entire life
its hard to be properly scared of her
im pretty sure she knows im not really scared of her
even if i respect her a healthy amount
but hey are you saying my sense of humor is an acquired taste or a thing you need time to get
i mean that might be accurate but

jade wolf i think you might possible have hit sapsville

[rhapsodeity]

the weather is nice here in sapsville :p
i mean to say that your sense of humor is part of your charm!
i think you enjoy making people laugh, so in the end, it is a charm point

[parodeity]

maybe i do but you dont have to point it out you know
you could just pretend im a disaffected teen

[rhapsodeity]

dave, you are the least disaffected teen i know
you care about my hair more than i do

[parodeity]

your hair is really pretty you should take better care of it
its all like
thick and stuff

[rhapsodeity]

it sheds so much, though!
and its kind of still recovering from all the knots mom has cut out of it

[ ...since before dave started brushing it for her, that is?? elizabeth is probably eternally grateful ]

[parodeity]

she hasnt had to do that in years has she

[rhapsodeity]

no!
because SOMEONE brushes it for me :p
but its not like i ever went to a salon, so the layers in my hair
well, they are not really layers!

[parodeity]

i mean rox could probably cut it nice for you if you want?
but i think it looks nice as it is

[rhapsodeity]

no!!!
ive never had it cut in length, i would be kind of sad to cut it now
it grew up with me!
also i want it longer than it is now

[ liz has trimmed it for her, so this a total lie - just an unintentional one! ...also longer is terrifying considering it's past her waist now. it's like jade has fur at this point tbh ]

[parodeity]

how long do you want it?

[rhapsodeity]

[



uh.

she hasnt really thought about it? it's just that she knows dave's going to keep brushing it for her, so. ]

hmmmmmmmm
rapunzel length!

[parodeity]

does that mean ill get to scale your tower

[rhapsodeity]

that depends!
what are you hoping to do after you get in my tower, mr prince

[parodeity]

jigsaw puzzles???
idk we could play mario kart or something
jam session

[rhapsodeity]

[ ok well thats not sweeping her off her feet but missing signals is kind of what these two do, and maybe he is deliberately ignoring her?

jade shrugs as she responds. the flirting is still fun. ]

all of these things sound fun!!!!!!!
we will have to do all of them
but you will have to climb the fire escape to get to my room and that seems a little bit like a lie :o

[parodeity]

are you insinuating i couldnt climb up your fire escape

[rhapsodeity]

there is no fire so there is technically reason to use the fire escape!!!!!!!
or are you going to get a sense of fun and danger for once??? hehehe

[parodeity]

hey wow are you calling me boring
ill have you know i will totally scale your fire escape
i could do it
your dad might arrest me but i COULD

[rhapsodeity]

since i would be letting you in, its not breaking and entering, and there is no law against using the fire escape when theres no fire, i think
also i would bail you out