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[rhapsodeity]

JADE WOLF

my favorite inspirational quote of all time is "where doing this man where MAKING THIS HAPEN" :p

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[catsudon]

i'm breathing so yes
and yes the plushes
i dont need to see yours thats fine

[rhapsodeity]

oh hush you know what i mean!
breathing does not actually mean!!!!
i mean emotionally and mentally yuri

[catsudon]

not happening, jade

( he barely talks about this stuff with dave or anya and he's been friends with them for like THREE MONTHS??? )

[rhapsodeity]

[ that's fair but you've known jade for a month and jade's a dog, yuri. in dog years that's like 100000 years. in jade years that's 100000 years. ]

oh whatever mr cool as a cucumber
my dad is a detective, i do not know if dave ever mentioned that to you and he is damn good at his job
he really tries hard to keep the city as safe as possible
he works homicide but if you want to get into contact with him about these packages then i can give you his number
if not, i have a baseball bat and police grade pepper spray! :)

[catsudon]

jade what did you learn about your fruit

( JADE SLOW YOUR ROLL good doggie good puppers just. calm. be calm )

[rhapsodeity]

im going to harvest the seeds out of them and plant them which will take a while to bloom but science requires patience!!!
my dad told me to handle it on my own but i am sure that he would be happy to help you with this, especially if you tell him you are a friend of mine and daves

[catsudon]

so you didn't ask him to look into where it all came from or how it got to you from retrospec
is he also on retrospec or does he not think its a thing

[rhapsodeity]

he told me himself to handle it on my own
though to be honest......
i think he was just mad then :/
he is on retrospec, his name is bigby wolf and he saw my post about it

[ bigby wolf
big b. wolf
big bad wolf
Subtle ]

[catsudon]

is bigby a family name?
that's
i
i dont know maybe thats dad normal or w/e

[rhapsodeity]

nope!!!!!!!!!!
its just his name
i havent really met his side of the family before admittedly!
or my moms in truth buuuuuuut
if you want to make big bad wolf jokes, i would suggest getting them out of your system!
he is a little grumpy about them.....
even though i am pretty sure hungry like the wolf is his favorite song :p

[catsudon]

what, like big bad wolf for the three pigs
or the one with the red girl?
extended family is overrated anyway
except grandparents they're good

[rhapsodeity]

i dont think he was named after one in particular, it is in fact an actual name lol
it has roots in old norse
hmmmm you think so?
ive never really met either of my grandparents

[catsudon]

no i mean jokes based on which one
idk all the fairytales as well but i don't think that a police officer would be
the big bad wolf anyway
seems opposite?
i think so yeah
but idk i was raised by my grandpa

[rhapsodeity]

all of them?????
he hates them all and would probably bite your head off in a metaphorical manner if you made one of those jokes to him or even in earshot
yeah i agree!!!!!!!
hes pretty cool though and i see why people would think hes kind of intimidating like a big bad wolf :D
oh really?
whats your grandfather like

[catsudon]

consider me warned
if i make a joke anyway thats my funeral i accept it
isnt he a big good wolf though
my grandpa is great
he taught me to cook and he came to all my recitals
he took me in when we moved to the states and ive lived with him since
before coming here
he taught me to drive and all that stuff
he's pretty cool

[rhapsodeity]

wow no i will not accept it!
yeah he is, hes a really great dad and detective :)
that is.....pretty cool!
do you think i will ever get to meet your grandpa yuri?
my grandfather kind of sucks actually!!!!!!!
it would be nice to meet a not crappy one

[catsudon]

i'm glad he's a good dad?
i dont know
he lives on a fixed income so its not easy for him to afford traveling
but i was planning to bring him to the city once there was a reason he'll accept
so maybe
i mean definitely
but the maybe is not knowing when it'll happen

( meanwhile, in another universe, a player goes "i'm so sorry, Yuri, but that will never be happening, you poor, sweet fool" )

[rhapsodeity]

its ok!!!!!!!!!
youre definitely going to see him again some day yuri, i can just feel it :D
and i bet he will be waaaaaaay cooler than the little old dedushka i am picturing hehehe

[catsudon]

he's almost six feet tall so yeah he's not little
but he does have a bad back so don't jump him or anything

[rhapsodeity]

holy shit!
thats a giant guy, i dont think that even dave is that tall
but noted, i will make sure that yuris grandpa is in one piece :D

[catsudon]

is dave your actual measuring person stick
like a metre stick only a person

[rhapsodeity]

no he is the only tall person aside from my dad that i hang out with on a regular basis!
but if you want i will measure people by you :p

[catsudon]

no that's fine please do not

[rhapsodeity]

dave is two and a half yuris..........................

[catsudon]

dave is not eleven feet tall