[ although he. has chocolates and an iou? he didn't have time to upgrade from best friend to girlfriend? what with planning a date frantically and realizing anything he wanted to buy had shipping dates that wouldn't mesh with his schedule.
he turns to her, a little half smile on his face. ]
And then I will spoil you a little and we can be on the way?
[ good choice, and it's clear because jade claps her hands together she does this every holiday she gets to give people stuff? it's her favorite part ]
Ok, ok, but you gotta close your eyes for this part!
[ jade is already rummaging for gift one because gift one is a box. a velvet black box that closes magnetically and we're just gonna assume at this point dave is humoring his girlfriend who has the personality of an excitable puppy because she is barely waiting to pull a watch out and strap it to his wrist. it's probably blatantly a watch or a bracelet because there's not exactly much else that would be strapped to dave's wrist?
and then jade lets go and makes a little noise to let him know she's done. please. please look ]
[ dave will close his eyes? like a loser? or like a boyfriend on his first date with his girlfriend, eager to please and nervous as hell. he feels her strapping something to his wrist and figures it's a watch, yeah, but keeps his eyes closed until she lets go and makes a funny jade noise.
he opens his eyes to sheer awesome and there's immediately a delighted little smile on his face. ]
Holy shit? This is so cool lookin', what the fuck - [ it also looks. expensive. jade what did you Spend ] I love it, thank you?
[ yes perfect good that went well. jade also did not spend nearly as much as you think she did; as if elizabeth would let her daughter shop on her own without a few tips? ]
I didn't get you chocolate! I got you something better.
[ there's a clink as jade removes a six pack of... what's clearly apple juice to dave's keen eye, i'm sure, but the labels have all been glued over with short love letters: "you're the apple of my eye <3", "lost in the sauce with you!", "you got me at my core" and a few other apple jokes are scrawled on there. they are 100% sincere. and there's a card, too - handmade, clearly, because jade makes dave a handmade card every year. two pizza slices with googly eyes holding hands, they're made up of fuzzy felt, and macaroni and glitter art over them reads "ive got the smoo-cheese for you!"
what a mess. ]
Sorry I made you do this all on your own, but I hope this kind of makes it worth it?
[ holy shit?????? he loves all of this so much and will just. stow the apple juice in the back seat before leaning forward. he hesitates a second because of the last time they kissed and asks quickly: ]
Can I? [ he'll cheek kiss her if he can't, no big deal. ]
If you want to! [ not that jade is. saying no, mind you. she is, also, the one who walks in and immediately shoves her birthday gift at you in clearly excitement like a puppy waiting for you to throw the stick, tho. ] I just can never wait to give people things.
[ wow look at how wonderfully trusting these two are, closing their eyes on command.
sbahj is really the way to her heart, though. look at this. it's ridiculous and dumb and exactly her brand of humor. she's going to quote it for weeks. ]
...Why the IOU? You don't have to get me anything. [ the items are deposited into the bag, though. ] The date is all you, Dave! These are great, though. Thank you! [ if she was as bad as her mom she'd opt to try and hold his hand now, but thankfully jade isn't elizabeth. actually, you know what she hasn't complimented him yet: ] You even got all prettied up for me.
Because I have a thing I'm plannin' otherwise. And also, let's get this show on the road because I got us - well, reservations, but not for food yet if that's okay?
[ he grins at the compliment but will pause to let her buckle up and then buckle his own seat and like. START THE DRIVING PROCESS ? ]
[ a paint it yourself pottery studio is a good choice. jade is incapable of sitting still in a movie theater (dave probably found this out firsthand) but she's also easily bored by fancy dinners (likely not a thing dave knows firsthand, but could guess by the fact she wiggles so much at the dinner table, anyway) - something to occupy her like this that also means they get souvenirs. it's a win/win.
anyway jade covers her eyes with her hands the entire time. she doesn't even peek, even though she definitely wants to. ]
Oh my god.
[ she already has an idea of what she's doing she loves this immediately?? ] Seriously?? Dave, that's perfect! [ the ladylike thing is to wait for your date to open the door for you
jade's not a lady, she 's seventeen and has the personality of an excited puppy. as such, that door is pushed open, and jade's waiting excitedly for dave, putting her hands on the hood of the car. ]
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[ although he. has chocolates and an iou? he didn't have time to upgrade from best friend to girlfriend? what with planning a date frantically and realizing anything he wanted to buy had shipping dates that wouldn't mesh with his schedule.
he turns to her, a little half smile on his face. ]
And then I will spoil you a little and we can be on the way?
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[ good choice, and it's clear because jade claps her hands together she does this every holiday she gets to give people stuff? it's her favorite part ]
Ok, ok, but you gotta close your eyes for this part!
[ jade is already rummaging for gift one because gift one is a box. a velvet black box that closes magnetically and we're just gonna assume at this point dave is humoring his girlfriend who has the personality of an excitable puppy because she is barely waiting to pull a watch out and strap it to his wrist. it's probably blatantly a watch or a bracelet because there's not exactly much else that would be strapped to dave's wrist?
and then jade lets go and makes a little noise to let him know she's done. please. please look ]
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he opens his eyes to sheer awesome and there's immediately a delighted little smile on his face. ]
Holy shit? This is so cool lookin', what the fuck - [ it also looks. expensive. jade what did you Spend ] I love it, thank you?
[ SHE WINS A CHEEK KISS. 1 CHEEK KISS FOR HER. ]
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I didn't get you chocolate! I got you something better.
[ there's a clink as jade removes a six pack of... what's clearly apple juice to dave's keen eye, i'm sure, but the labels have all been glued over with short love letters: "you're the apple of my eye <3", "lost in the sauce with you!", "you got me at my core" and a few other apple jokes are scrawled on there. they are 100% sincere. and there's a card, too - handmade, clearly, because jade makes dave a handmade card every year. two pizza slices with googly eyes holding hands, they're made up of fuzzy felt, and macaroni and glitter art over them reads "ive got the smoo-cheese for you!"
what a mess. ]
Sorry I made you do this all on your own, but I hope this kind of makes it worth it?
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[ holy shit?????? he loves all of this so much and will just. stow the apple juice in the back seat before leaning forward. he hesitates a second because of the last time they kissed and asks quickly: ]
Can I? [ he'll cheek kiss her if he can't, no big deal. ]
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on second thought it reminds her of a particularly bad nightmare that was all too real. ahaha. ]
My turn.
[ he kissed her cheek? so jade just grins and leans in to kiss his. ]
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So, I think I know the answer to this, but - do you want your present now or later?
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[ JADE GETS.......a box of chocolates, a ridiculous sbahj valentines card, and a mysterious IOU post-it note. for the record. ]
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sbahj is really the way to her heart, though. look at this. it's ridiculous and dumb and exactly her brand of humor. she's going to quote it for weeks. ]
...Why the IOU? You don't have to get me anything. [ the items are deposited into the bag, though. ] The date is all you, Dave! These are great, though. Thank you! [ if she was as bad as her mom she'd opt to try and hold his hand now, but thankfully jade isn't elizabeth. actually, you know what she hasn't complimented him yet: ] You even got all prettied up for me.
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[ he grins at the compliment but will pause to let her buckle up and then buckle his own seat and like. START THE DRIVING PROCESS ? ]
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[ she is beaming, though, because she's excited. it's their first date? their first date!! first date... ]
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[ THE DESTINATION IS............! a paint-it-yourself pottery studio place as previously discussed oocly ok ]
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anyway jade covers her eyes with her hands the entire time. she doesn't even peek, even though she definitely wants to. ]
Oh my god.
[ she already has an idea of what she's doing she loves this immediately?? ] Seriously?? Dave, that's perfect! [ the ladylike thing is to wait for your date to open the door for you
jade's not a lady, she 's seventeen and has the personality of an excited puppy. as such, that door is pushed open, and jade's waiting excitedly for dave, putting her hands on the hood of the car. ]