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JADE WOLF

my favorite inspirational quote of all time is "where doing this man where MAKING THIS HAPEN" :p

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be sure not to make me an aunt tonite
;)

[ three minutes later ]

uh dont make anyone else an auntie either
i meant use protection not
not dont bang dave or something

[ three more minutes later ]

not to say i expect you two to have sex
thatd be creepy??
i mean you CAN have sex but idk if id RECOMMEND IT
like i dont expect u two to have or not have sex
i just meant to make a joke
about the idea
of you guys having sex
that i now greatly regret
god i hope your parents dont read ur phone
im sorry happy vday j woof

[ five more minutes ]

unrelated
if u need me to do ur makeup i will

[ she will also leave a plush dog for her at her doorstep or mailbox. it has a heart cutie mark and a note says doge. ]

[ oh my god..........oh my god roxy. ROXY? ]

we are both very lucky because neither of my parents will read this!!!
your joke was not so bad until you took it seriously :p
dave and i will be responsible even if we just throw water balloons at each other!
happy valentines day to you, too, roxy!!!!!!

and um
actually, i would really like that?
i was going to ask my mom but im kind of afraid of wearing red lipstick lol
do you have plans for later???

thank fuck
i will refrain from a joke about what the water balloons are made of

your mom does have a v
sexy 1940s gangster moll aestetic
i think ud look great in red lipstick
but a nude shade might be more apporpriate lmao
u might give davey a heartattack if u look too bomb u kno
well i signed up 4 that blind date thing

who is your blind date????
maybe i know them!
i hope you have fun

also, i dont want to give dave a heartattack but i do want to look nice
its a special occasion!

max miller
matt miller
somethin like that

u will look the nicest
i mean u do even w/o makeup but u know what i mean
it IS special
its u and daveys first vday
actually have u guys even had an actual date yet

that is an interesting name!!!!!
i hope you have fun
but if he turns out to be a jerk, i have my ways of dealing with jerks :p

ummm
nope!
i mean, he did only just ask me two days ago, roxy
we have been out together but not as a date
as far as i know....

lmao if he is a jerk ull be first to know

listen idk how fast u kids move these days
if it was a date youd know
well
actually knowing dave maybe not
make sure on vday to state
"this is a date"
just to be sure