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rhapsodeity) wrote2017-01-25 11:27 am
rhapsodeity) wrote2017-01-25 11:27 am
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JADE WOLF
my favorite inspirational quote of all time is "where doing this man where MAKING THIS HAPEN" :p
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I NEED TO TALK TO YOU
IT'S AN EMERGENCY!
I AM IN MORTAL PERIL
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DO I BRING THE ALOE VERA OR MY GUN????????
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also i was perhaps a little overdramatic because i knew it would get your attention quickly
BUT I NEED YOUR HELP
i signed up for a blind date on st. valentine's day! ME
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dont scare me like that!
i was seriously about to grab my gun and head to your apartment....
well... is there a specific problem?
are you just being a nervous nerd lol
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i've never been on a date before!
my only familiarity with dating is from like
reruns of friends
so unless my date is one of those characters, i have no idea what to do!
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let me see what i can do for this nervous nerd!!!!!!!
hm.... well, im sorry peri, but i havent been on a date before
its a blind date, right??? so you dont know the person
well, i think that the best thing to do is ask them what kind of stuff they like...
for example, if i were planning a date for you and me, i would go to the junkyard and we could build something together! it is what we do now but it is fun
i believe dates should be fun :o
because of that, i think it is good of you to put your name in, and i think you deserve to have some fun!!!!!!
that said... i am kind of glad you came to me!
it is pretty silly to get an idea of what dates are like from that tv show
i mean, ross is pretty awful but he still got to be with rachel in the end which is simply ridiculous!
a man who treats a woman like that is bad news
and in any case, it just depends on what kind of person they are in this case
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i like the ideas of dates being fun, and a junkyard date sounds amazing!!!
...to me though
what if i get paired up with someone who's into boring things?
like...art museums
opera
ugh no thanks
(i agree 100% about ross and rachel btw, joey and rachel is OBVIOUSLY the superior pairing)
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oh hush, you rude rudy! hehe
well it sounds amazing to me, too
if i were going with someone into things like that, i think we could find a common ground
you like making things, so maybe something like going out to make pottery would be fun?
thats just an example that comes to mind, though
its about finding something interesting to do together... some people go see movies or baseball games and other people go camping
its different for everyone!
(please dont send me a shipping thesis, peri!!!!!!!!)
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provided we get to smash it later
i've always wanted to smash a room full of pots
like in those legend of zolda games
movies seem like a safe bet though.
EVERYONE likes movies!
i've been wanted to see the new 3 fast 5 furious movie
(are you sure you don't want one??? i have so much to say on the matter!)
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that might be fun
but that also sounds really fun :p
movies are pretty safe, thats true, and a classic is certainly dinner and a movie!
if your date likes movies and explosions and movies with explosions, then i would say you have a plan, peri!!!!!
(ummm, im fine, really, maybe some other time? i think your love life is a little bit more important)
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did i just plan a date???
huh
that was easier than i thought!
i'm really good at this!
(fiiiiiine, i don't know what you mean though, shipping is waaaay more important than my love life)
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it is pretty easy, it is like hanging out with a friend, i would say
but the intention is different
intention is everything!
do you know who you are going with??
(absolutely not, my friend is way more important than shipping! we may have to agree to disagree on this one, peri!!)
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i think i'll find out in a day or so though so i'll let you know
they better not be a total turd blossom
i mean i already know they won't be able to keep up with me intellectually but
they could at least be fun to hang around with!
(you win this time...but i'm going to hit you with that essay sometime soon! mark my words!!!)
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i think even someone who is fun to hang out with is intellectually stimulating :D
please do let me know, though
i will personally come over and beat them up if they turn out to be a jerk :p
no one messes with my friends or hurts their feelings, you know
i will have your back on this blind date!
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you can beat them up and i'll fill all the pipes in their house with jello!
hopefully it doesn't go that way though
i'll let you know how it goes, okay?
also jsyk if you ever need me to kick someone's butt just let me know
i got your back, too!