uh dont make anyone else an auntie either i meant use protection not not dont bang dave or something
[ three more minutes later ]
not to say i expect you two to have sex thatd be creepy?? i mean you CAN have sex but idk if id RECOMMEND IT like i dont expect u two to have or not have sex i just meant to make a joke about the idea of you guys having sex that i now greatly regret god i hope your parents dont read ur phone im sorry happy vday j woof
[ five more minutes ]
unrelated if u need me to do ur makeup i will
[ she will also leave a plush dog for her at her doorstep or mailbox. it has a heart cutie mark and a note says doge. ]
2/14
;)
[ three minutes later ]
uh dont make anyone else an auntie either
i meant use protection not
not dont bang dave or something
[ three more minutes later ]
not to say i expect you two to have sex
thatd be creepy??
i mean you CAN have sex but idk if id RECOMMEND IT
like i dont expect u two to have or not have sex
i just meant to make a joke
about the idea
of you guys having sex
that i now greatly regret
god i hope your parents dont read ur phone
im sorry happy vday j woof
[ five more minutes ]
unrelated
if u need me to do ur makeup i will
[ she will also leave a plush dog for her at her doorstep or mailbox. it has a heart cutie mark and a note says doge. ]